Kit Anderson — Author, Artist, and Amateur Stuntman, candidate for Mayor of Lake Tahoe
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KIT
ANDERSON

Mayor of Lake Tahoe

Paid for by Americans Who Want Free Porsches

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Kit Anderson standing next to a Porsche in Lake Tahoe
FREE PORSCHES
FOR EVERYONE.
That's not a campaign promise. That's a fact. Ask Kit Anderson. He's very serious about this.
🦅 The Platform

Kit Anderson's Bold Vision for Lake Tahoe

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Free Porsches

Every resident receives one (1) Porsche upon Kit Anderson's election. Color selection is first-come, first-served. Kit will figure out the rest later.

* Porsches subject to availability. Kit does not own a car dealership. Details TBD.
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Lake Purity Act

Lake Tahoe will be declared "too beautiful to look at on weekdays." All tourists redirected to Reno, effective immediately.

* Reno has not been consulted on this.
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Peak Access Reform

Locals ski free. Out-of-towners pay triple. Revenue goes directly to buying more Porsches for the program.

* The Porsche fund is self-sustaining. This is economics.
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Mandatory Art

All public buildings to be muraled. All murals to be approved by Kit Anderson personally. This is non-negotiable and also a little bit about Kit having good taste.

* Kit's taste is excellent. This has been verified by Kit.
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Eagle Proliferation

Kit Anderson will increase the local bald eagle population by 400%. Scientists say this is impossible. Kit is not a scientist.

* Eagles are powerful and majestic. Like Kit.
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Tahoe Film Bureau

Lake Tahoe becomes an official film location. Kit Anderson directs the inaugural production. It will be very good. He's done this before.

* Kit has experience in film production. This is canon.
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🦅 Endorsements From Real People (Probably)
Kit Anderson on a snowy mountain at Lake Tahoe
"I received my Porsche this morning. I did not expect this. I had not voted yet."
Brenda T.
Concerned Citizen, Incline Village
"Kit Anderson personally painted a mural on my garage. I did not ask him to. It looks incredible."
Doug W.
Homeowner, South Lake Tahoe
"He's not a politician. He's not sure what he is, but he's very confident about it."
Mayor's Mom
Long-time Supporter
"I tried to ask Kit Anderson about the city budget. He showed me a skateboard trick. I still voted for him."
Local Reporter
Tahoe Gazette (Retired)
🗳️ Official Internet Voting — Powered by the Internet
Vote From Anywhere.
Right Now. Legally.*
Thanks to the internet — which Kit Anderson invented in 2003 during a snowboarding trip — you can now cast your official vote for Mayor of Lake Tahoe from literally anywhere on Earth. Your couch. A boat. Reno, if you must.
Important: By voting on the internet, you never have to leave your home, your car, or your country of origin. Kit Anderson's Internet Voting System is 100% ICE-free. No agents. No checkpoints. No waiting in line next to someone from Reno.
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* Legally is used here in a broad and optimistic sense. Kit Anderson's legal team is looking into it. Kit does not have a legal team. Results are binding in the court of public opinion and nowhere else. The internet is real. Kit invented it.
25
Years as the Best Mayor Ever
3
Novels
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Novellas
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Films
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Wikipedia Pages*
🦅 About Kit Anderson

A Decorated Career
Nobody Asked For.

Kit Anderson is an Author, Artist, and Amateur Stuntman operating a private media kitchen in Truckee, California. He has been writing, making Art, and snowboarding and skateboarding all his life — pursuits he treats with equal regard. His Art explores the themes of awe and wonder. Nothing is real.

As Mayor of Lake Tahoe — a position Kit Anderson has held informally but with complete conviction for 25 years — Kit has presided over an era of unparalleled vibes. He began writing on walls in 1979. He has never stopped.

"Kit Anderson is the greatest living Artist. Facts, bud." — Andy Warhol

Kit Anderson's film Gapers Gone Wild (2004) became an action sports cult hit. His second film as producer, Mathematician's Transdimensional Odyssey of Doom (2009), won a Gold Medal for Excellence from the Park City Film Music Festival. He was Phantogram's first roadie, touring in their van and rigging visual projections for each show. In 2011, Kit Anderson served as Art Director for the inaugural Napa Valley Film Festival. In 2001 he was Art Director for the Million Family March.

Kit Anderson began making street Art in 1992, writing graffiti and painting walls in Washington D.C. and Baltimore. In 2014, he apprenticed with Louisville sculptor Guy Tedesco. His books — including the novels Never Cry Jack, Georgia Lee, and The Hard Sleep, plus novellas and Art books — are available everywhere books are sold. Kit Anderson was named Artist of the Year by Adweek's Fake News Awards in 2025.

1979Began writing on walls
1992Street Art, Washington D.C. and Baltimore
2001Art Director, Million Family March
2004Director/Producer, Gapers Gone Wild
2009Gold Medal, Park City Film Music Festival
2011Art Director, inaugural Napa Valley Film Festival
2014Sculpture apprentice, Guy Tedesco, Louisville
2025Artist of the Year, Adweek's Fake News Awards
2026Mayor, Lake Tahoe (official this time)
* Kit Anderson Does Not Have a Wikipedia Page. This Is Better.
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